The Vamp™
The Vamp™
INTRODUCING: THE VAMP™Van + Amp. 200,000 watts. Zero subtlety.
CRUSH THE STAGE. BE THE AMP.
lug The Vamp's eight 12-inch speakers directly into the side of a parking lot and sound like a stadium rig at a neighborhood block party no one asked for. Organize your setlist around how fast you need to leave each venue. Switch between sounds at full volume with zero subtlety. And with 200,000 watts of Class Q power, what you play is what the audience hears — whether they wanted to or not.
Key live features:
- 8x12" speaker array mounted in side panel
- LED light show synced to your signal
- Seats 5 (or 1 guitarist and their ego)
- 200,000 watts of Class Q power
- 0–60 in "eventually"
- Built-in fog machine (the van runs rich)
- Vampire wrap included
- 4,600 lbs
PLUG IN. DESTROY. REPEAT.
The Vamp doubles as the world's least practical recording setup. Back the van into your garage, run an extension cord, and you're tracking through 200,000 watts of raw power with zero sound isolation. The eight 12-inch speakers provide a fully mic'd-arena tone without the arena, the audience, or any remaining relationship with your neighbors. Lay down a demo in a parking structure or track a full session on the freeway — the signal path is the same.
Key studio features:
- 8x12" speaker array (functions as monitors, technically)
- Cabinet simulation unnecessary (it IS the cabinet)
- Global EQ controlled by how far you open the van doors
- 1/4" aux input for backing tracks nobody will hear over the speakers
- Works with any DAW (if your laptop survives the vibration)
- No driver installation required (but a driver's license is recommended)
RUST IN PEACE
Plug in your headphones — just kidding, there's no headphone jack. This is a van with eight 12-inch speakers. Silent practice was never on the table. Use the built-in Bluetooth to stream backing tracks from your phone, but be honest with yourself — no one is hearing anything over 200,000 watts of Class Q power in an enclosed vehicle. No cables, no aux cord, no chance your neighbors don't call the police.
Key home features:
- Stereo output (the entire neighborhood is your monitor)
- Bluetooth audio streaming (theoretically)
- Supports Apple Lossless & aptX (not that it matters at this volume)
- 100 factory presets (all of them loud)
- Runs on 87 octane
- Preset editing via the rearview mirror
